Not Only Running at the Mouth

I am an athlete. Well, that’s mostly untrue, but I subscribe to the “fake it ‘till you make it” theory, so maybe one day I won’t be completely lying. After being picked last during my entire school career, I had no choice but to develop a healthy disdain for team sports. After all, you have […]

Our F’d Up Natural World

Instead of coming up with a genius idea for my column, I got lost on the internet searching for answers to my most pondered questions. I never did come up with a great column idea and my time was wasted because I still don’t know if I should get a pair of booties for the […]